S3 Ep13: Carmen's Long Legged Secrets

In this ep, John chews the scenery as usual and Carmen literally eats. She also gets her leg hairs lasered off and then divulges other womanly secrets. Singed hair reminds John of a story from his high school days involving a fellow student with the best name ever. Seriously. You won't believe how amazing this name is. Also, this person later grows up to having something very important to do with the "X Files" TV show. No joke. Plus Carmen talks her latest obsession: NBC's American Ninja Warrior which leads her to tell the tale of how she once auditioned for "Survivor." But the big question is...Can you, the listener, survive this episode????