S5 Ep31: Merry XXX Mas

The Human Centipod - A podcast by The Human Centipod - Thursdays

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It’s another Christmas special and John gets into the holiday spirit by delivering a spirited rant about the audience's duty to listen to Carmen’s new comedy specials. Meanwhile, the duo hilariously pretend (hilarious to just them) that they’ve already been to Disney World, dropping a sly hint about an upcoming episode that spills the real rollercoaster details. Amidst the festive chaos, John regales Carmen in a personal story about an uncle who got little Johnny drunk on eggnog when he was five. But the yuletide surprises don't end there as Carmen gifts John with Global Entry, leaving him utterly clueless about what it even means. (Hint: it has nothing to do with anal entry). Oh and the XXX in the title refers to talk of pornographic comics. Lots of them.