Love Is A Battlefield by Rose Caraway

Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Silvester Stallone's The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80's Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I've constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I've also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.   Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:   Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone Lee Christmas: Jason Statham Gunner: Dolf Lungren Tool: Mickey Rourke Hail Caesar: Terry Crews Crenna: My added character   I'd like to thank the following musical artists: Tom Fahy Kai Engel Jan Morgenstern Jo Dexter Britain Docks Nine Inch Nails Fancy Mike And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.   Get your copy of The Sexy librarian's Dirty 30 Audiobook! http://bitly.com/Dirty30Audiobook