The One with the Circles and Witches

GO TURKEY IT’S YO BIRTHDAY! We spend this lovely Tuesday celebrating Turkey Turchin’s Jesus year, his twin telepathy (which he doesn’t have) and go over all of his birthday wishes. We hope that his dreams of the *NSYNC reunion come true and cross our fingers that Chip and Dale decide to stop peeing everywhere.   Birthday fun POPS off on: - Justin Chambers leaving Grey’s Anatomy!- Want to make six figures? Work at Taco Bell!- Carrots and sweet potatoes were sent to Australia!- Mac Miller Releases Posthumous Album- Child Yoga Teacher Do good today, peanuts!  Buy someone a meal or make it for them!  Our POP brought to you by: ROTHYS.COM/LANCEIMPERFECTFOODS.COM/LANCEPOLICYGENIUS.COM