Episode #3 - Bait and Vart

We all know the story - Two people meet, they show each other all their best qualities; humour, sensitivity, strength; followed by some wine'ing  and dining while showering each other is passionate exotic pleasures .... then you get married, have kids and it becomes; sweatpants, optional showers, skipped gym sessions, leftovers and the odd "who cares that I just passed gas from a strange place"....  We call this episode the "bait and vart".