Swiss Cheese Pervert - Phucking Philadelphia

Philadelphia the land of brotherly love - the land of the free - the land of the ...swiss cheese pervert? Philadelphia is a whacky wild city but none the more wild than three little stories of the strange and unusual I have here - The Swiss Cheese Pervert - a man is caught soliciting or trying to solicit woman with ... Swiss Cheese? The Bread Squeezer - another man caught damaging over 7000.00 worth of baked good by continually squeezing them, claiming it was all about fres...