Swiss Cheese Pervert - Phucking Philadelphia

Philadelphia the land of brotherly love - the land of the free - the land of the ...swiss cheese pervert?  Philadelphia is a whacky wild city but none the more wild than three little stories of the strange and unusual I have here - The Swiss Cheese Pervert - a man is caught soliciting or trying to solicit woman with ... Swiss Cheese? The Bread Squeezer - another man caught damaging over 7000.00 worth of baked good by continually squeezing them, claiming it was all about freshnessand finallyplastic utensils all along the upper echelon Society Hill section of Philly?  What is this world coming to? Also  - I sing my famous song again - so listen in as we continue to investigate the wild and weird only in Philadelphia1