Your New Opinion - Ep 81: Retro vs Modern Porn

The boys are here to have that uncomfortable talk with y'all. The birds and the bees. Sex and how to watch it. Talking about some good ol' fashioned porn. We know you all watch it, you disgusting perverts. But what kind do you watch? That's what the boys are here to get to the bottom of! Nick decides to rub out some arguments for some retro porn, while Mike goes hard for modern porn. Listen in as they discuss: Two-tone Malone, STDs, Pirates of the Caribbean, animation, Hitachi wands, fleshlights, deepfakes, and ejaculating on a cactus. How does plot affect Ryan's habits? How many times will Mike quit? Why will Nick get pissed off in this episode? Go incognito and listen to: Retro vs Modern Porn!