Jimmy Fallon Launders Some Money

It's Monday morning, and Alex has a lot of life updates to explain why he's been away from the podcast for the past week.  After that he talks about the recent raid on an ISIS leader that the Biden Administration just carried out, and has some things to say about imperialism.  There's also an update on how to get free N95 respirators from the government, and why the US government finally decided to give out the masks they've been hoarding.   Bitcoin's value was chopped in half recently, and Alex makes fun of all of the crypto endeavors and explains why the US dollar will always be better than any cryptocurrency.  He also complains about the downsides of the metaverse and why it may not work in its current form.   Afterwards, Alex learns that Google is releasing gaming Chromebooks, leading to an angry rant about Google Stadia and why it's so horrible compared to just buying a console or a computer.   In the collectibles world, Alex learns about Ebay's new authentication methods for trading cards to combat scams.  And speaking of collectible scams, Alex's favorite person (not), Jimmy Fallon, was on his own show flaunting his million-dollar money laundering JPEG and Alex has a lot to say about it.   After roasting Jimmy Fallon, there's a roast of Ted Cruz, a Karen freakout reaction, and a relationship advice segment.