Ted Cruz and the Terrible Take

There was a big boxing match this weekend between an old washed-up dad and a dude that dads everywhere protect their daughters from, and Alex slept through the main event, but has some things to say about it anyways, because that was so disappointing in so many ways. White boy summer is coming up, and Chet Hanks is working extra hard on his Jamaican accent. Ted Cruz makes sure everyone knows that he has no idea what human rights is, and Alex makes fun of him for a condition that cannot either be confirmed or denied. Special musical guest Alex Madore joins Alex Madore for a performance of a new song. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices