You're Fired.

"The results are in and Donald, you are NOT the president."  Crowd cheers. Alex is back after a little vacation from politics to deliver his own extremely divisive victory speech for angry lefties everywhere, rubbing the majorly yuuuge loss into the splotchy red, tear-stained faces of devastated conservatives after four years of being mocked for believing in human rights.  Conservatools need to sit down, it's Biden's America now. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices