September 28, 2022: Darren Beattie, Jim Nelles, Kalen D'Almeida, Megan Fox, and Alireza Jafarzadeh

Entertainer Lizzo twerks while playing a 200-year-old crystal flute that once belonged to a founding father, reminiscent of Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Except in this case it's the country James Madison helped to build that is going up in flames. Plus, wanting to protect kids from being sexualized is now "fascist," as we are learning from the brilliant minds of Los Angeles. Finally, why were Oklahoma Republicans going to fund a gender clinic mutilating kids in their own backyard?