Raw Deal

Arnold Schwarzenegger is back in all his 1980s glory! He's at the height of his killing/quipping powers and ready to— okay, I can't kid you. There's a reason why you and I have never seen this, and it's because it stinks. Join me anyway as I watch for the first time and fill this gap in the Schwarzenegger ouevre. I pick out my favorite quip, revel in the intriguing setup, and marvel at the sets and suits. I identify many of the actors and their cars. I shake my head at the weird plotting. And I accuse Arnold of being a mass murderer.