Gordon Ramsay goes to The Fish and Anchor, Lampeter

We reach peak Kitchen Nightmares this week as Gordon walks into marital as well as culinary hell. He samples Welsh snot; is confronted by a dirty magician and gives us a genuine contender for Insult of the Series. Elsewhere, we were left gobsmacked by an item in our inbox of unique musical nature. Music by Adam Wiltshire (and Yung Toro).