The Boy Jones

Quick, guest-free episode this week, as I wanted to tell the story of 14-year-old Edward Jones. Disguised as a chimney sweep, broke into Buckingham Palace. He’s caught, chased away, and arrested by the police, but not before stealing a regimental sword, and when the bobbies apprehend him, he has Queen Victoria’s knickers stuffed down his pants. Why Is This Not a Movie?!?