The Ballad Of Season 16

Season 17 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Mike took over BaseAnd he left Edgar behindEveryone was mad at himHe couldn’t tell them whyHe had a plan in YellowknifeIterated their MikeHe went to Tex’s poker nightAn iteration died.Stinky showed up on his ownWielding a deviceIt made him near invincibleHe toppled Tex in one tryHe almost did the same to BaseBut the Stinky device misfiredChance became the leaderAnd left Shadow behind.Meanwhile Mikey’s very lostHe can’t remember his lifeHe found himself in Rugby,Writing like a scribeHe finally escaped and made itAll the way to SlyWhere he was picked up once againAnd also Christmas Island happened,Or did it? Is that canon?Chance tried his hand at leading BaseWith Mikey at his sideThe Stinky device pointed themTo a mission on the insideBut inside of where?They think it is OIBut wherever it truly isMikey remembers his life.But Mikey’s iterated once moreAnd finds himself on iceCANNONBALL has stolen himTo retrieve his deviceThis device can edit themAnd then store them insideSo Ryan hatches an escape planOr at least he tries.Ryan has a game planTo save them from the iceThey find themselves at Boris’s placeTo root through Michael’s filesBoris tries to shoot them downBut gets caught by surpriseLuckily, he’s not the only oneMeddling in this time.Mikey gets sent back to baseBut everything’s on fire,Or at least it’s very hotAnd all empty insideCANNONBALL knew of their planWas not tricked by their liesAnd so they end up editedAnd inside the device.Charlie was inside Tier 3And had been all the timeShe kept Marissa inside thereTo coax out Chris and RyanThen VHS got consolidatedWith a compound MichaelThey overcame their editingAnd CANNONBALL said goodbye.But our heroes aren’t safeCan’t go back to their livesBecause everyone is editedAnd everybody liesSo who is who? And who isMerely CANNONBALL-lite?And who will Base edit nowThat they have the Stinky device? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.