Near Dark vs The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

In this 70th episode we celebrate the 4th day of Octobula by comparing the worst scene in Kathryn Bigelow's Near Dark, the dirtiest, meanest vampire film ever made vs the best scene in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, a movie that continues the series' exploration of how werewolves of the Pacific Northwest hide thousands of pairs of shorts in caches throughout the woods to ensure there's always a pair nearby to help maintain their modesty post wolf out, just as any good Mormon would.