Will you accept this rose, dumbass?

Warning: this episode is bougie af. So bougie, in fact, that Wells has to bleep out his suit and ring deets (but we do know the suit costs more than his first car…) Brandi spent the past few days partying it up in Miami where she ran into some very handsome bachelor alumni, and your hosts kick off the show with a f*ck you very much suggesting we take out all bach content. They ponder the suggestion, then get into bach content. Speaking of love, we learn that Chris Evans is apparently looking for his life partner, and Brandi would like to volunteer as tribute. Your hosts also talk about proper grizzly bear encounter and motorcycle driver etiquette. Lastly, they propose universal adoption of a “loss of enthusiasm” clause that you get to use 5 times per year excusing you from activities you’ve committed to prior. Genius.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Zocdoc — Go to Zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for free  Bachelor Happy Hour — Listen to BACHELOR HAPPY HOUR on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Or you can listen ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app