Episode 310: Good Morning Worm

Oh my God! It’s almost the Fourth of July! I hope this episode of YKS talks about it instead of being about stuff that happened three weeks ago! Oh my godddddd! I want to talk about the Fourth of July!!! Shaddddddddaappppppp! Nobody cares about that busted ass holiday anyway; we’re already thinking about Augstrember’s Eve. On this week’s episode of YKS, we’re talking about what happened to broccolini, Rube Goldberg masturbation, and going back to the soup. Plus, we got a stupid fuckin bowl, a machine to incentivize wiping your butt at your computer desk, and a mask that will make you go completely insane. That’s good enough for a show but somehow we probably do like 15-20 more things. What will they be? Only one way to find out.. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.  Want more YKS? Then ya gotta get YKS Premium! There are more episodes there than there are grains of sand at the beach! That can’t possibly be true, but we’ll be finding out for sure this July during YKS Beach Party 2! Summer movies and more with some very special guests, only at Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks Athletic Greens - Vitamins is so important this time of year, and when it comes to consuming them, I’m more of a drinker than a chewer. Thank Gaia for Athletic Greens, a beverage I’d drink even if there wasn’t any good stuff in it, but they put a bunch in there anyway. Get a 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at AthleticGreens.com/yks HelloFresh - Meals meals meals, I like to have about 3 a day. Sometimes more, sometimes less. But it’s quite nice when at least one of them comes from the Kitchen Wizards (they didn’t tell me to write that, I chose it on my own) at HelloFresh. Get 16 free meals plus free shipping at HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks16 Schedule 35 - You all know me. I like to think inside my head because that’s where the thoughts live. But I do understand, at times, it could be useful to expand our horizons a bit. And who doesn’t like a little pick-me-up? Well evidently microdosing mushrooms can help, and I’m not talking about nonna’s sunday gravy. Get 15% Off with code YKS at Schedule35.co  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.