Episode 384: Teenage Apes with Shaved Muzzles

Wow! You know, this is a pretty darn good time to be thinking about some new products to consider purchasing and buying and stuff like that. I hope that some companies or those fine folks who are companies but just people – entrepreneurs – come up with some good new ideas for me to consume! Perhaps I should check the circulars (ads that cavemen looked forward to). Looks like we got socks that stay together, and. Actually you know what, that’s it. That’s perfect. I don’t need anything else. I’m happy now. Thank you God! Thank you my God! I am saved.  Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. YKS Premium - It’s the right thing, baby! Oh yeah! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff!  This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Factor - It’s 2024. Y’all still not eatin food? Foh!!! Head to FactorMeals.com/yks50 and use code yks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month. Rocket Money - RRRRRRROOOOOOOOCKKETTTT MONEY! IT’s fast, and when you get on it, you go up and it’s way high up there! Doesn’t that sound nice. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Get Rocket Money today at RocketMoney.comYKS.  Uncommon Goods - Kick the common bads to the curb and get your sweetie or loved one a gift they will actually like! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/YKS This holiday season, give the gift of stupid bullshit! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.