Football Cliches

182 Episodes

1. The League of Farmers, metaphorical mountains & UFO-spotting Premier League managers

   Published: 5/12/2025
2. Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with Rudi Voller

   Published: 5/7/2025
3. Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified PE teachers”

   Published: 5/6/2025
4. Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listeners' loves & hates

   Published: 4/30/2025
5. Accidental FIFA commentary, Newcastle's Fibonacci fate & Premier League cliche analytics

   Published: 4/28/2025
6. Pope John Gregory, Premier League clubs as supermarkets & route-one crowd noise

   Published: 4/23/2025
7. Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker

   Published: 4/21/2025
8. The Premier League Unfinished Business XI

   Published: 4/16/2025
9. Prince William's punditry, TNT's "hipster gunk" and a gift from the Keys & Gray gods

   Published: 4/15/2025
10. Ribblesdale Rovers vs The Rules, Chris Sutton vs football jargon & the exact definition of a "hoick”

    Published: 4/9/2025
11. The ultimate managerial indignity & everything ITV crime dramas get wrong about football

    Published: 4/7/2025
12. Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's Gunn

    Published: 4/2/2025
13. Free-transfer pundits, Daniel Mann's woodwork nuance & ex-Spurs defenders vs. the Jonas Brothers

    Published: 3/31/2025
14. ”Snuffing out the danger", pre-match strolling & drinking the opposition's water: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 3/27/2025
15. 90/10 tackles, Danish player ratings & how to board a train like a 30-goal striker

    Published: 3/25/2025
16. Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions

    Published: 3/20/2025
17. The Carabao springboard, more musical commentary & the most Richard Keys-sounding tweet of all time

    Published: 3/18/2025
18. Knowing your way around the Champions League, German woodwork & England's future one-cap wonders

    Published: 3/13/2025
19. The whole 11.2 yards, DNA-level Lampardian Transitions - and Keys & Gray become one

    Published: 3/11/2025
20. The Pure Discourse XI

    Published: 3/6/2025