189 Episodes

  1. Curses vs Hoodoos, journeyman film directors & Keysey's philosophers

    Published: 10/30/2024
  2. Jack Reacher's Villa 5-a-side team, two Andy Townsends & the most darts-looking PL manager

    Published: 10/29/2024
  3. Styling out fake injuries & "How long ref?!": The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Doc Brown)

    Published: 10/23/2024
  4. Salah's Sunday 4.30pm supremacy, Fred Again's biscuits & going down like a game of Jenga

    Published: 10/22/2024
  5. The definitive game for every football scoreline

    Published: 10/17/2024
  6. Armchair admirals, Roberto Carlos darts & "Doing a [Club X]”

    Published: 10/14/2024
  7. Cliches vs The Football Ramble - The Football Cliches Quiz XV

    Published: 10/10/2024
  8. Liverpool's radar status, lusty bangers & Richard Keys’ 12,476-game TV marathon

    Published: 10/8/2024
  9. First names on shirts, Footy Scran technicalities & the FPL universe, with Ellis Platten

    Published: 10/3/2024
  10. An incredible football birthday card, Dutch league-table madness & Mick McCarthy in the jungle

    Published: 9/30/2024
  11. Football's shortest spell, the "in charge" threshold & the first half/second half vibe experiment

    Published: 9/26/2024
  12. Beating the commentators to the punch and the ideal conditions for "nothing doing": The Listeners' fascinations and irritations

    Published: 9/24/2024
  13. Footballing military ranks, Carabao chaos & a phrase only Sean Dyche would use

    Published: 9/19/2024
  14. Jamie Carragher's match-ball voice, promotion fodder & three-sided fortresses

    Published: 9/16/2024
  15. Carsley culture, scorelines you'd take before the game & the most left-footed Premier League club

    Published: 9/11/2024
  16. ”Welcome to League C", pointless penalty shootouts & the connoisseur's referee whistle

    Published: 9/10/2024
  17. Silky Toblerones, Serbian football small talk & telepathic right-backs

    Published: 9/5/2024
  18. Cometh the minute, poetic Andy Townsend and Keysey's quote-tweet masterpiece

    Published: 9/4/2024
  19. The Adjudication Panel: The minutes left vs blood pressure ratio

    Published: 8/28/2024
  20. The Adjudication Panel: Sparking a stroll, rickets vs howlers, and the Champions League anthem revamp

    Published: 8/27/2024

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