189 Episodes

  1. The Pure European Championship XI

    Published: 6/13/2024
  2. The Adjudication Panel: 1.4 billion years of hurt, Grealish's mayo hell & the opening-game formula

    Published: 6/10/2024
  3. Capos, club mentalities & calculating England's actual years of hurt: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 6/5/2024
  4. The Adjudication Panel: Mourinho in Turkey, 71 billion calories & a football club every 2.24 seconds

    Published: 6/3/2024
  5. Clicheship Years: 2023/24

    Published: 5/30/2024
  6. The Adjudication Panel: Double swoops, double saves & Down Under with Eddie Howe

    Published: 5/27/2024
  7. The Football Clichés Quiz XIII: Cliches vs Dial F for Football

    Published: 5/23/2024
  8. The Adjudication Panel: Pep's ice cream van, popping up with a goal & an "absolute football club”

    Published: 5/20/2024
  9. Hi-tech hoardings & tactically illiterate World XIs: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 5/15/2024
  10. The Adjudication Panel: "Why can't they go on and win it?"

    Published: 5/13/2024
  11. The Adjudication Panel: Mid-2000s Premier League antiques & how the square goalpost met its end

    Published: 5/9/2024
  12. The Adjudication Panel: Four-star Haaland & the most elaborate football analogy in modern politics

    Published: 5/7/2024
  13. Gary Lineker meets Cliches: Why aren't strikers rounding the goalkeeper any more?

    Published: 5/2/2024
  14. The Adjudication Panel: Winning the "hard way" and the Missing Piece of the Jigsaw XI

    Published: 4/29/2024
  15. The Football Cliches Quiz XII - The Totally Football Show

    Published: 4/25/2024
  16. The Adjudication Panel: "Some bloke sat in a booth near the M4 with a fancy protractor"

    Published: 4/22/2024
  17. All-English European ties & post-goal iPad analysis: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 4/17/2024
  18. The Adjudication Panel: "What a horse he was, by the way"

    Published: 4/15/2024
  19. Sizeable hillocks & nightclubbing with McCoist: Jon Champion does Mesut Haaland Dicks

    Published: 4/11/2024
  20. The Adjudication Panel: James Ward-Prowse Territories & hasty Panenkas

    Published: 4/8/2024

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