Paper Cuts

385 Episodes

1. Grindr MP’s blackmail bungle – The Amy Winehouse film nobody wants – Blind Date is back. WHY?

   Published: 4/5/2024
2. Labour set to smash Blair’s victory – Buried in balls! The Guardian finds its happy place – Have you got the perfect number of friends?

   Published: 4/4/2024
3. Horror at killing of Brit aid workers – Could AI bots land you a new job? – Jonathan Ross tells you to stop showering

   Published: 4/3/2024
4. Sunak wants to fine the homeless – Gwyneth Paltrow’s laser dildo – The world’s creepiest nepo baby

   Published: 4/2/2024
5. Special guests Boris Johnson and Liz Truss review the papers

   Published: 4/1/2024
6. Best of the Year so far!

   Published: 3/29/2024
7. Sorted for Eels and Whizz – Stop getting Easter wrong! – Romance is dead: Inside the crush crash

   Published: 3/28/2024
8. What’s Prince Harry got to do with P Diddy? – Bum notes! It's time to talk about pegging – Kim Wrong-Un: North Korea versus Alan Titchmarsh

   Published: 3/27/2024
9. Trump narrowly escapes going bust – Are you a Bonking Boomer or an Anxious Alpha? – Nadine Dorries is feeling sexy at 66

   Published: 3/26/2024
10. Kate news sparks panic backtracks – Women! Strike for the right to be lazy – Could you survive 24 hours in a Wetherspoon’s? 

    Published: 3/25/2024
11. The Sun’s woke police slam England’s new shirt – Elephants in Hyde Park – Yolk? Oh no! Creme Egg wars

    Published: 3/22/2024
12. The Obama-Macron muscle-off - Is 90 the new 30? - Telegraph: “Death to self check outs!”

    Published: 3/21/2024
13. “Leave Kate alone!” says photo flogger – Are YOU having a quarter-life crisis? – Dress like your nan, say fashionistas

    Published: 3/20/2024
14. We've found Princess Kate! – Jeremy Clarkson vs. Jane Austen – Who cancelled guinea pigs?

    Published: 3/19/2024
15. Bonkers Tories: 'Let's swap Rishi for Penny' – Men want big butts and we’ll tell you why – Romantic tales of ‘missed connections’

    Published: 3/18/2024
16. Small votes crisis! No May election, says Sunak – Meghan launches tat for toffs – Are you a DINKWAD?

    Published: 3/15/2024
17. Why is America banning TikTok? – Would you go to sea on the Titanic 2? – “I’m so gorgeous I’ve never been dumped”

    Published: 3/14/2024
18. Tory moneyman’s race row – Lily Allen: “My kids ruined my career” – Vets have gone to the dogs

    Published: 3/13/2024
19. Princess Kate says: “Soz, I'm rubbish at Photoshop!” – Does 30p Lee's flounce matter? – Could you work for a Scorpio?

    Published: 3/12/2024
20. Kate Middleton photoshop conspiracy – Who stole the show at the Oscars? – The Guardian investigates a crab museum

    Published: 3/11/2024