923 Episodes

  1. South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons

    Published: 11/20/2023

  2. Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked

    Published: 11/19/2023

  3. Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets

    Published: 11/16/2023

  4. Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour

    Published: 11/15/2023

  5. Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can

    Published: 11/14/2023

  6. What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way...

    Published: 11/13/2023

  7. Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults

    Published: 11/12/2023

  8. McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes

    Published: 11/9/2023

  9. “So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots

    Published: 11/8/2023

  10. Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup

    Published: 11/7/2023

  11. Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark

    Published: 11/6/2023

  12. Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid

    Published: 11/5/2023

  13. Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win

    Published: 11/2/2023

  14. Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The B

    Published: 11/1/2023

  15. Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms

    Published: 10/31/2023

  16. “Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali

    Published: 10/30/2023

  17. Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw

    Published: 10/29/2023

  18. Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes

    Published: 10/26/2023

  19. Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween

    Published: 10/25/2023

  20. Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid

    Published: 10/24/2023

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