923 Episodes

  1. Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple

    Published: 10/23/2023

  2. Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne

    Published: 10/19/2023

  3. Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas

    Published: 10/18/2023

  4. A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties

    Published: 10/18/2023

  5. Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia

    Published: 10/17/2023

  6. Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy

    Published: 10/16/2023

  7. Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh

    Published: 10/15/2023

  8. Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift

    Published: 10/11/2023

  9. Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again

    Published: 10/9/2023

  10. Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It

    Published: 10/8/2023

  11. “I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide

    Published: 10/5/2023

  12. Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog

    Published: 10/4/2023

  13. Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses

    Published: 10/3/2023

  14. Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure

    Published: 10/2/2023

  15. Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys

    Published: 9/28/2023

  16. Is This Meat Processed? Asks Customer of Smiley Fritz Log

    Published: 9/27/2023

  17. BREAKING NEWS: Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates & the Chinese Government

    Published: 9/26/2023

  18. What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm

    Published: 9/25/2023

  19. French Backpacker In Critical Condition After Realising Price Of Aussie Cigarettes Wasn’t A Joke

    Published: 9/24/2023

  20. Aussie Billionaire Donates Millions To Anti-Indigenous Voice Campaign Because He Hates Division

    Published: 9/21/2023

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