923 Episodes

  1. Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With the Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like to Be Destroyed By Goths

    Published: 9/20/2023

  2. Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back

    Published: 9/19/2023

  3. Motorist Prepares to Be Absolutely Ripped Off, After Taking Car to Mechanic to Cute Building in Nice Part of Town

    Published: 9/18/2023

  4. NSW Police Say They’d Love To Stop Gang Shootings But Then Who’s Gonna Shut Down All The Fun Pubs?

    Published: 9/17/2023

  5. A Merciless Bully From Highschool Days Posts Heartwarming Words of Support for RUOK? Day

    Published: 9/14/2023

  6. Colleague Who Was Told To Be Discreet About a Pay Rise Returns to Work Rocking a Full Head of Foils

    Published: 9/13/2023

  7. Out of Touch Inner City Yuppy Secures $3Million To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims and Veterans

    Published: 9/12/2023

  8. Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit

    Published: 9/11/2023

  9. Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half

    Published: 9/10/2023

  10. Son Stuck In Japan Unable To Make It Home To Surprise Mum Because Alan Joyce Willingly Sold Him A Ticket To A Cancelled Flight

    Published: 9/7/2023

  11. Meg Ryan Gives Permission For Iconic Orgasm Scene To Be Used By The Indigenous Voice Yes Campaign

    Published: 9/6/2023

  12. No Campaign Fears Indigenous Voice To Parliament Will Bypass 7 Layers Of Well-Paid White Saviours

    Published: 9/5/2023

  13. Resort Guest Just In Awe Of The Omelette Man’s Skills

    Published: 9/4/2023

  14. ACT Government Becomes First State Or Territory To Implement Hamsterdam

    Published: 9/3/2023

  15. Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda

    Published: 8/31/2023

  16. Woman Aware Why Older Couple At Bar Want To Buy Her A Drink Also Conscious Of The Cost Of Living Right Now

    Published: 8/30/2023

  17. Dolphin’s Number One Ticket Holder Barry Gibb Arrives In Redcliffe Ahead Of Mad Monday Celebrations

    Published: 8/29/2023

  18. “Why Should The Indigenous Get Special Treatment?” Asks Baby Boomer Who Went To University For Free And Lives Off The Sweat And Tears Of 20 Underpaid And Overworked Millennial Rental Tenants That Pay

    Published: 8/28/2023

  19. Gen-Z Attempting To Emulate 1990s Still Not Doing It Properly Until They Commit To The Africa

    Published: 8/27/2023

  20. 'Help! How Do We Stop Shoplifting' Says Supermarket Duopoly That Replaced Staff With Computers

    Published: 8/24/2023

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