149 Episodes

  1. episode ninety-nine: Put your kidneys on speaker

    Published: 6/9/2024
  2. episode ninety-eight: Something is coming

    Published: 5/26/2024
  3. episode ninety-seven: Well, this is unexpected

    Published: 5/11/2024
  4. episode ninety-six: Why is there a bar on the bridge?

    Published: 4/8/2024
  5. Check out The Sprouting!

    Published: 3/25/2024
  6. episode ninety-five: Spill or be spilled

    Published: 3/14/2024
  7. episode ninety-four: Expensive perfume and cheap shots

    Published: 3/1/2024
  8. episode ninety-three: A Midsummer Morning After

    Published: 2/14/2024
  9. episode ninety-two: A Midsummer Night's ... whatever the hell this is

    Published: 2/4/2024
  10. episode ninety-one: Measuring tape awareness day

    Published: 1/18/2024
  11. episode ninety: Science makes me affectionate

    Published: 1/2/2024
  12. episode eighty-nine: Adorable and very merchandisable

    Published: 12/17/2023
  13. Bonus: Take the planet

    Published: 11/23/2023
  14. episode eighty-eight: A hairball in your haggis

    Published: 11/19/2023
  15. episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter?

    Published: 11/5/2023
  16. episode eighty-six: Spike the gargling cow

    Published: 10/1/2023
  17. Bonus: Oz 9 Meet the Characters

    Published: 9/17/2023
  18. Bonus: Meet Jonathan Pezza of Curious Matter Anthology!

    Published: 9/10/2023
  19. episode eighty-five: Dirty, greasy oligarchs

    Published: 8/2/2023
  20. episode eighty-four: Would it help if I spoke stupid?

    Published: 7/18/2023

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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.