149 Episodes

  1. episode eighty-three: In short, she is baked

    Published: 6/11/2023

  2. Bonus: Livestream for the Cure and Oz 9

    Published: 5/14/2023

  3. episode eighty-two: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin

    Published: 5/11/2023

  4. episode eighty-one: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen

    Published: 4/12/2023

  5. Bonus: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed pie

    Published: 3/10/2023

  6. Bonus Discussing Oz 9: Hiatus Episode

    Published: 2/22/2023

  7. Bonus: Enough with the toad orgy, Two

    Published: 2/8/2023

  8. episode eighty: Oh my giddy aunt

    Published: 12/31/2022

  9. episode seventy-nine: Sand where no man is making pearls

    Published: 10/23/2022

  10. episode seventy-eight: Is anyone else seeing wings?

    Published: 9/25/2022

  11. episode seventy-seven: Mind the disco ball

    Published: 8/28/2022

  12. episode seventy-six: Covered in goat dung and yodelers

    Published: 8/14/2022

  13. episode seventy-five: Mad stories of trampled relatives

    Published: 7/31/2022

  14. episode seventy-four: You know where the porn stash is

    Published: 7/17/2022

  15. episode seventy-three: Is that a Giant Turnip?

    Published: 6/30/2022

  16. episode seventy-two: Cahooty

    Published: 6/11/2022

  17. Bonus: Oz 9 Past, present, and (dare we say it) future

    Published: 6/10/2022

  18. NEWTS!

    Published: 6/9/2022

  19. episode seventy-one: Rumblings in the astral region

    Published: 4/11/2022

  20. episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots?

    Published: 3/21/2022

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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.