149 Episodes

  1. episode twenty-three: All of ze tings in zis vun

    Published: 9/15/2019
  2. episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive

    Published: 9/1/2019
  3. episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone

    Published: 8/18/2019
  4. Bonus: All Together Now

    Published: 8/11/2019
  5. Bonus: And the Rest

    Published: 8/1/2019
  6. Bonus Cast interviews: Colin, Leet, LBF, the Albatros

    Published: 7/21/2019
  7. episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid

    Published: 7/14/2019
  8. episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

    Published: 6/30/2019
  9. episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano

    Published: 6/16/2019
  10. Bonus: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

    Published: 6/9/2019
  11. episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done

    Published: 6/2/2019
  12. episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers

    Published: 5/19/2019
  13. episode fifteen: Heroic Running!

    Published: 5/5/2019
  14. Bonus: Deep breath and follow the doors

    Published: 4/28/2019
  15. episode fourteen: Of baguettes and bastards

    Published: 4/21/2019
  16. episode thirteen: Aim for the mime

    Published: 4/7/2019
  17. Bonus: Bayonets and electrodes

    Published: 3/31/2019
  18. episode twelve: A bucket full of mime

    Published: 3/24/2019
  19. episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

    Published: 3/10/2019
  20. episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax

    Published: 2/24/2019

7 / 8

It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.