Oz 9
A podcast by Gated Galaxies - Sundays
149 Episodes
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episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy
Published: 5/10/2020 -
episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technician
Published: 4/26/2020 -
episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken
Published: 4/12/2020 -
episode thirty-six: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux
Published: 3/30/2020 -
episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike
Published: 3/15/2020 -
episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly
Published: 3/1/2020 -
episode thirty-three: If you say so, Frog Butt
Published: 2/16/2020 -
episode thirty-two: It's stuck in my cravat
Published: 2/2/2020 -
Bonus episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons
Published: 1/19/2020 -
episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs
Published: 1/12/2020 -
episode thirty: There's an armpit method?
Published: 12/29/2019 -
Bonus: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner
Published: 12/25/2019 -
episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko
Published: 12/15/2019 -
episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship
Published: 12/1/2019 -
episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn
Published: 11/17/2019 -
episode twenty-six: The death of Karen
Published: 11/3/2019 -
Bonus: It's an Oz 9 Halloween
Published: 11/1/2019 -
episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?
Published: 10/13/2019 -
episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?
Published: 9/29/2019 -
Bonus: Can you give yourself the finger?
Published: 9/22/2019
It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.