149 Episodes

  1. episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy

    Published: 5/10/2020
  2. episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technician

    Published: 4/26/2020
  3. episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken

    Published: 4/12/2020
  4. episode thirty-six: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux

    Published: 3/30/2020
  5. episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike

    Published: 3/15/2020
  6. episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly

    Published: 3/1/2020
  7. episode thirty-three: If you say so, Frog Butt

    Published: 2/16/2020
  8. episode thirty-two: It's stuck in my cravat

    Published: 2/2/2020
  9. Bonus episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons

    Published: 1/19/2020
  10. episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs

    Published: 1/12/2020
  11. episode thirty: There's an armpit method?

    Published: 12/29/2019
  12. Bonus: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner

    Published: 12/25/2019
  13. episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko

    Published: 12/15/2019
  14. episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship

    Published: 12/1/2019
  15. episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn

    Published: 11/17/2019
  16. episode twenty-six: The death of Karen

    Published: 11/3/2019
  17. Bonus: It's an Oz 9 Halloween

    Published: 11/1/2019
  18. episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?

    Published: 10/13/2019
  19. episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?

    Published: 9/29/2019
  20. Bonus: Can you give yourself the finger?

    Published: 9/22/2019

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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.