Football Cliches

189 Episodes

1. 8.55 seconds in Wrexham, Celeste's Sky Sports flame is out & niche 2025-26 predictions

   Published: 8/13/2025
2. Curtain-raising issues, Wycombe's new goal verb & things you cannot be "amid”

   Published: 8/11/2025
3. Conor Coady's football club, alphabetical top flights & the world's most generic team name

   Published: 8/7/2025
4. Eastenders' Euro 2025 joy, #AccidentalCantona & "the most 2011 transfer of all time”

   Published: 8/4/2025
5. The Football Cliches Quiz XX: The View From The Lane

   Published: 7/30/2025
6. Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

   Published: 7/28/2025
7. The Agyemang Cacophony, the storm-weathering threshold & how clubs “get their man”

   Published: 7/24/2025
8. Talispersons, textbook Turkish Super Lig & time limits for the commentator's curse

   Published: 7/21/2025
9. The threshold for being "rudderless" & Tour de France riders as footballers

   Published: 7/16/2025
10. Pre-season trophies, Iran in the Championship... and what happened to shin splints?

    Published: 7/14/2025
11. Overage youth team mentors & the quickest repaying of a transfer fee ever

    Published: 7/9/2025
12. Giving 40,000%, Test Match Andy Townsend & "Can you explore a swoop?”

    Published: 7/7/2025
13. Wimbledon tennis players as footballers & the floodgates threshold

    Published: 7/2/2025
14. Stopping Celeste's flame, pre-season lingo & Jhon Duran's reverse-gear career

    Published: 6/30/2025
15. 5-a-side injury updates & watching TV football from an acute angle: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 6/25/2025
16. ”The most involved-goals man", Swiss Army knives & watching the Roy Keane film trailer

    Published: 6/23/2025
17. The Pure Bundesliga XI

    Published: 6/18/2025
18. Count Infantula's Club World Cup, referee kit launches & goal sandwiches

    Published: 6/16/2025
19. Heavy England shirts, absolute clinics & Club World Cup curiosity levels

    Published: 6/11/2025
20. Dixon is the new Lawro, Ange's logical next move & "where the dust mites dwell”

    Published: 6/9/2025