182 Episodes

  1. Talispersons, textbook Turkish Super Lig & time limits for the commentator's curse

    Published: 7/21/2025
  2. The threshold for being "rudderless" & Tour de France riders as footballers

    Published: 7/16/2025
  3. Pre-season trophies, Iran in the Championship... and what happened to shin splints?

    Published: 7/14/2025
  4. Overage youth team mentors & the quickest repaying of a transfer fee ever

    Published: 7/9/2025
  5. Giving 40,000%, Test Match Andy Townsend & "Can you explore a swoop?”

    Published: 7/7/2025
  6. Wimbledon tennis players as footballers & the floodgates threshold

    Published: 7/2/2025
  7. Stopping Celeste's flame, pre-season lingo & Jhon Duran's reverse-gear career

    Published: 6/30/2025
  8. 5-a-side injury updates & watching TV football from an acute angle: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 6/25/2025
  9. ”The most involved-goals man", Swiss Army knives & watching the Roy Keane film trailer

    Published: 6/23/2025
  10. The Pure Bundesliga XI

    Published: 6/18/2025
  11. Count Infantula's Club World Cup, referee kit launches & goal sandwiches

    Published: 6/16/2025
  12. Heavy England shirts, absolute clinics & Club World Cup curiosity levels

    Published: 6/11/2025
  13. Dixon is the new Lawro, Ange's logical next move & "where the dust mites dwell”

    Published: 6/9/2025
  14. Vivaldo, the "end to end" threshold & the authenticity of Lionel Messi's pub crisps

    Published: 6/5/2025
  15. Tom Cruise on short corners, VAR at Tesco and introducing... Dreamland

    Published: 6/2/2025
  16. Proper clubs & "woke pressing" with the Screen Rot Podcast

    Published: 5/28/2025
  17. The 100-minute fetish club, Love Actually in Naples, and the ultimate "released on DVD" game

    Published: 5/26/2025
  18. Marmoush's hat-trick of Etihad gasps, Messi in Mobland & what makes a "shrewd" signing

    Published: 5/21/2025
  19. The Dean Henderson Final, Scottish police enganches & the hitman criteria

    Published: 5/19/2025
  20. The Football Cliches Quiz XIX: Not The Top 20

    Published: 5/15/2025

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