149 Episodes

  1. episode sixty-nine (giggle): Tighter than a Minnesotan Manhole

    Published: 2/24/2022
  2. episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch

    Published: 1/24/2022
  3. episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam

    Published: 1/6/2022
  4. episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here

    Published: 12/20/2021
  5. episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business

    Published: 11/22/2021
  6. episode sixty-four: Three rights and a left

    Published: 11/8/2021
  7. episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi

    Published: 10/24/2021
  8. episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus

    Published: 10/4/2021
  9. episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuver

    Published: 9/20/2021
  10. Bonus: Oz 9 episode X-1

    Published: 9/12/2021
  11. Bonus: Oz 9 chat, part deux

    Published: 8/29/2021
  12. Bonus Oz 9 "the hiatus ate us" chat

    Published: 8/20/2021
  13. episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch

    Published: 7/11/2021
  14. episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.

    Published: 6/16/2021
  15. episode fifty-eight: Spucked into sace

    Published: 5/17/2021
  16. episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy

    Published: 5/3/2021
  17. episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt

    Published: 4/19/2021
  18. Bonus Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2)

    Published: 3/28/2021
  19. episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets

    Published: 3/22/2021
  20. episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear

    Published: 3/3/2021

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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.