149 Episodes

  1. episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her?

    Published: 2/15/2021
  2. episode fifty-two: Everyone knows about böckling

    Published: 2/1/2021
  3. episode fifty-one: I look damn good in jodhpurs

    Published: 1/17/2021
  4. Bonus: Oz 9 It doesn't get much more trivial than this

    Published: 1/4/2021
  5. Bonus: The Oz 9 Night Before Christmas

    Published: 12/25/2020
  6. Bonus Diary of a Oz9ivist: Is this a cheese dream?

    Published: 12/6/2020
  7. episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter

    Published: 11/22/2020
  8. episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauce

    Published: 11/9/2020
  9. episode forty-eight: We only have three minutes

    Published: 10/25/2020
  10. episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord Lunchable

    Published: 10/11/2020
  11. episode forty-six: It's invasion of the body snackers

    Published: 9/27/2020
  12. episode forty-five: Who doesn't love a decorative bunting?

    Published: 9/13/2020
  13. episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this position

    Published: 8/30/2020
  14. episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile

    Published: 8/16/2020
  15. episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk

    Published: 8/9/2020
  16. episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mail

    Published: 7/19/2020
  17. Bonus: Oz 9 hiatus episode: We'll always have ...

    Published: 7/12/2020
  18. Bonus Oz 9: The Season Two Crew

    Published: 7/5/2020
  19. Bonus: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge

    Published: 6/9/2020
  20. episode forty: Be prepared to lose body hair

    Published: 5/24/2020

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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.